Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
tell me about the fingering
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