he wants to bone in the snuggie
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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