just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This is the high leading the old right now
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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