I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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