White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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