so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
