Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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