i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I think I sprained my soul last night
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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