I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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