Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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