so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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