My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
