O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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