I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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