this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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