Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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