You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
