If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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