so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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