I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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