You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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