yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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