Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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