What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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