Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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