Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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