idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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