I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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