no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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