season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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