I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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