I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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