i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
