Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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