i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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