Having a random hookup so left but love u
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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