yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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