so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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