But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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