reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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