why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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