She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
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He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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