p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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