peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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