The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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