this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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