You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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