I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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