Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize