After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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